The Daily Mail took the Guardian’s pompous dickery regarding The Day of the Doctor as a challenge.

Jim Shelley of The Daily Mail called the episode “a clever, chaotic, infuriating combination of nifty, knowing tiny detail and big, hollow, pompous bluster.” However, he disliked the effects, accusing the BBC on pandering to the American audience, as well as disliking the Zygons, deeming them not “scary enough,” and naming Matt Smith and David Tennant “irritating.”

Let me borrow from Capaldi for second.

*ahem*

Piss off you fucking small-minded wanker.