re: #26 rwdflynavy

Program: Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card. Document number G24L8.

Joe: I’m not sure if—

Program: You have entered the name “Not Sure”. Is this correct, Not Sure?

Joe: No, it’s not correct.

Program: Thank you. “Not” is correct. Is “Sure” correct?

Joe: No it’s not. My name is Joe—

Program: You’ve already confirmed your first name is “Not”. Please confirm your last name “Sure”.

Joe: My last name is not “Sure”.

Program: Thank you, “Not Sure”.

Joe: No. What I mean is that my name is Joe.

Program: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm.

-Idiocracy