I predict the next outrageous outrage will be that
Anonymous high-level sources tell wingnutopia.com that Barry Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Charles Manson Noxema Genghis Adonis Osmosis Herbert Tapioca Camacho “Barack” Obama may have brazenly and unapologetically SIGHED in the very same hallowed Oval Office where St. Reagan never had an impure thought, thereby showing his complete and utter contempt for Real America
or something along that line.