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Onion Week in Review: RNC Edition

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Mostly sane, most of the time.9/16/2012 5:09:11 pm PDT

You know, you can’t hurt God.

Either: He exists as believers have stated, in which case we have no power to hurt Him. We merely make ourselves look stupid and state an untruth.

Or: Atheists are right, in which case you can’t hurt what doesn’t exist.

Either way, if you believe in a God who is so fragile that he requires you to defend him, this is a problem.

In case you are wondering, blasphemy commandments are for us. You sin if you blasphemy, harming you, not God.