re: #342 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Aside from me not being on LGF, Wonkette, or other sites, my day will pretty much go as always.

Read the news in the morning newspaper

— which, oddly, was not published today.

get cash from the bank teller,

— who tells you he can’t give you any because the “system is down”

my finger still can work the dial on my telephone

— which can’t connect to anything outside local calls because the supplier of the supplier of your supplier went VOIP years ago.

Also, you’ll be luck if your electricity is working in a few hours.