re: #348 SoundGuy 2016

I’m trying to figure you how you test for sharia. Waterboarding?

1) Ask subject to eat bacon.
If yes, release.
If no, go to 2)

2) Ask subject to show you his pupik.
If he pulls up his shirt to show you his bellybutton, release.
If he hesitates, or pulls down his pants to show you his penis, shoot him.