A Twitch viewer is suing the Amazon-owned platform because the female streamers are too sexy so he:
a) has felt compelled to use a Fleshlight that has chafed his penis
b) has bloodshot eyes from ogling
c) shortcircuited his monitor by ejaculating on ithttps://t.co/ZVteGWdi32 pic.twitter.com/UTnlVysZ1H

— Chris Stokel-Walker (@stokel) June 25, 2020