So, just called my mom to update her on the WS game. She dumped her cable and doesn’t get squat broadcast signals.
Was telling her I didn’t get a single trick-or-treater, and I am already getting tired of all the candy I bought.
She suggested that I take candy with me when I walk my dogs, and give it out to neighborhood kids…

I replied that yes, that seemed like a great idea.
A single older gentleman walking his dogs handing out candy to kids…that would go over great…

“Yes officers, I was giving all those children I don’t know candy”
“Yes officers, let me put my dogs away and I will accompany you downtown”
After she stopped laughing and gasping for air she agreed that might not have been the best idea…