re: #224 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I can’t think of a single think that could help Sarkozy more.

Unless, of course, one of his major opponents could get arrested for rape.

“I was able to pull a beautiful woman who is on the cover of Vogue all the time, and who loves me, and is having my baby. My opponent, unable to win a supermodel, attacks the chambermaids in his hotel. My good looks and virility win! Vote Sarkozy!”

(I think that may appeal to the French voter.)