Why do wingnuts suck so hard at “analogies”

Analogy for #UniteBlue: Feds cant make Hobby Lobby buy your cheeseburger, but cheeseburgers are legal & readily available. #WarOnThinking

— KaDe Buxton (@kdstarbux) July 3, 2014

#WarOnDumbWomen - How Much Longer Will Brainless #Liberal Women Cry Fake Foul!?#Embarrassing #tcot #HobbyLobby pic.twitter.com/hW8UciSoHK

— Amy Mek (@AmyMek) July 2, 2014

@Buranmh You know me well ?? pic.twitter.com/yiRAjaPLKY

— Troll Slayer Holly (@HollyRFisher) July 3, 2014