re: #34 Sol Berdinowitz

These are not the kind of people who will let a call for martyrdom go unanswered…besides, if they wait too long, all the good-looking virgins will be taken, and they’ll get stuck with the ugly ones…

If there actually was such a thing as a God, I would hope they’d have a sense of humor and answer any “martyrdom” with a harem of 72 neckbeards from Comic-Con.