Oh..Here is something you Lizards really want to know..
When sliding down a ladder at the pool…With water everywhere.. You’re first instinct is to catch a step of the ladder on the way down..Trust me..It is…
I did catch my foot between the first and second step traveling at 9.8 meters per second per second..
The whole problem with that theory is the rest of your body doesn’t stop and concrete doesn’t give a effen inch.. And to just to add insult to injury..Your foot is caught in the steps…
So to add to any survivor man show. Just in case you are stepping out of a pool . Just slide down the stairs and be a man and take it on the ass.. You’ll thank yourself in the morning…Do not try to catch a step..
/That’s the painkillers talking