totally cribbed:
For those keeping score…
High-profile Democrats testing positive - 0
Biden and Harris: On the campaign trailHigh-profile Republicans testing positive - I’ve lost count
Trump and Pence: Hiding in the basement of Walter ReedDemocratic fundraising: Wow
Republican fundraising: LolDemocratic senate hopefuls: Happy (we’ll see about Cunningham)
Republican senate hopefuls: Not so happyDemocratic House prospects: Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Republican House prospects: See aboveDemocratic party looks like: America
Republican party looks like: Leisure World