Unfortuately not from The Onion…
Biden Security Detail In Car Crash In New York

According to NBC New York, three advance NYPD vehicles “were moving down 49th Street near 10th Avenue when they slammed into the back of a livery cab.”

Reports vary on whether Biden was in the motorcade at the time, with the New York Post claiming he was and NBC New York reporting that he was not.

Reached for comment, an NYPD detective said that three people were injured in the collision.

This is the third car accident involving Biden’s motorcade or security detail in less than a week.