Halftime Lakers Game report
Please join hands and join me in a prayer to the God of Basketball ( henceforth refereed to as GOB )
Dear GOB please deliver your people from defeat by Kobe ( DNA evidence aside )
Smite down Meta World Peace. ( OK maybe not smite but a pulled muscle would be cool )
May Blake miss all his 3 pointers in the 2nd half.
May you increase all the sugar in the Laker’s Monster drinks by 5 fold.. May they be wide eyed and shaky hands..
May Andrew Bynum Meet Paris Hilton at halftime and arrange a hook-up after the game.
In your name we pray ( GOB*)