Attention! Attention!

I just want to say for the record that this person is racist and behind the times. Black people don’t even say “hizzouse” anymore. We pretty much stopped using that term when white people started using the term. That’s our measure for whether or not something is cool anymore. We don’t say “whoop, there it is” or “da bomb” anymore either.

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