And here is the president saying “dessert” three times as he gleefully recalls how he surprised the president of China with an act of war: pic.twitter.com/52TgYnllAi

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 12, 2017

Worth noting: seven civilians were killed in Trump’s missile attack, including four children. Mmmmm! Beautiful chocolate cake!! Nom nom nom! https://t.co/LCa7Q5mmzP

— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) April 12, 2017