re: #370 Eric The Fruit Bat

That doesn’t work so well for front-loading washers, tho…

Front-loading washer also aren’t as good as top-loading for having sex on top of (think about the rotation of the innards)… so everybody should have top loading anyway. (also, if you leave it half open, the top loading will close itself. The front loading, your dog will bash his head on the open door.)

Ergo, top-loading washers are superior.