re: #296 darthstar

re: #277 Dreggas

I’ll up the crazy…

Georgia holds hearings on banning microchip implantation…hilarity ensues

Oh, that’s too funny:

The Journal-Constitution reports that things started getting weird when a woman who described herself as a resident of DeKalb County told the committee: “I’m also one of the people in Georgia who has a microchip.” Apparently no lawmaker took this as a warning sign, and she was allowed to continue her testimony.

“Microchips are like little beepers,” the woman told the committee. “Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body. And your beeper numbers displayed on billboards throughout the city. All done without your permission.”

“Ma’am, did you say you have a microchip?” state Rep. Tom Weldon (R) asked the woman.

“Yes, I do. This microchip was put in my vaginal-rectum area,” she replied.

No one laughed. State Rep. Wendell Willard (R), chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, asked her who had implanted the chip.

“The Department of Defense,” she said.

Willard thanked the woman for her input, and the committee later approved the bill.

The Georgia legislature is being too hasty here. Technology can be used for evil—and for good.

We could restrict coitus to couples whom their microchips certify as married. (Are you reading this, Mike Huckabee? Sarah? Michele? Dr. Dobson?)

Because of their impeccable moral standards, obviously such implants would be unnecessary for members of the gummint and clergy…