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Onion: UN Acquires Nuclear Weapon

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Macker1/18/2009 4:58:42 pm PST

re: #342 solomonpanting

“I, um, Barack uh uh Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that uh I will faithfully execute the um uh office of President of um the United uh uh uh States, and will to the best of um my ability, um preserve, protect, and um defend the um Constitution of um the United uh um uh States.”

There, fixed that for ya!