re: #373 Walter L. Newton

So… I was checking out this woman last night, older woman, and she had one of these National Inquirer type news papers in her basket… I pick it up after scanning it and make believe I’m reading a headline… “Lucille Ball Found Alive.”

I though this woman was going to pass out from laughing. I’m going to add this to my Stand Up Grocery Cashier Bits… reading phony headlines on pop culture magazines.

Turns out she’s been living in sin with Bat Boy.