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AmeriDan11/17/2009 9:23:50 pm PST

re: #373 cliffster

I’d sure like to believe that, but I get in a car and drive every day.

So do I and I’ve never been murdered, not even once. I check the headlines every morning for an “AmeriDan Survives the Night” headline but it’s never there.

Only the bad stuff.

If your commute is that depressing, perhaps you could find another route?