re: #372 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

CANDIDATE: When I was young, I killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.
REPORTER: There are no police records, or court records, or any evidence you killed anyone sir. Also, that’s lyrics from a Johnny Cash song.
CANDIDATE: How dare you question my truthfulness!!

“Also let me tell you about the time I was in the chicken store and some guy tried to rob me and I told him to rob the cashier.”