re: #383 nyc redneck

she needs a flock of persistent raucous geese crapping on her lawn and menacing her children and pets.
that will educate the fool as to negotiation possibilities w/geese.

You’re not kidding!
I remember going to the zoo in New Orleans with my grandparents.
We once brought along a bag of old bread to feed the geese.
The damn geese chased us down to get the bread. It was scary.