Bob went to the new club on the edge of town for a night of fun and drinking. As he got to the door, the bouncer informed him that he had to wear a tie in order to get in.
Bob went back to his car, and looked all over for something that would pass for a tie. All he could find was a set of jumper cables. He tied the jumper cables around his neck, and then proceeded back to the door of the club.
The bouncer took one look at Bob and asked “What the heck is that?”
“Jumper Cables”, replied Bob. “It’s all I could find. Come on, give me a break”
After a brief pause, the bouncer told Bob “Alright, I’ll let you in. But don’t start anything”