Down is up, mass hysteria, dogs and cats, etc.

“Ed, do you buy into this theory, and there are some people on the right who say, look, mainstream media is going to talk down Romney’s chances of winning. They’re going to show Mr. Obama way up in the polls just to tamp down enthusiasm so Republicans go, ‘You know, why even bother voting because it’s a foregone conclusion the guy’s going to get four more years?’” Doocy said.

“Well,” Gillespie replied, “we have a no whining rule in Boston about coverage in the media. We just deal with the facts.”