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KerFuFFler12/20/2014 9:10:10 am PST

re: #223 goddamnedfrank

Super high concentrations of derp detected.

[ Drones, even tiny ones, are now able to carry lasers that can kill you; that’s how he takes over
And if you refuse to worship the hologram or screen image of the AntiChrist, he can send drones.
]

I was surprised to encounter this raving derp in the comments at Chait’s blog:

jjgonz10 7 days ago
We are assuming that torture was the only option. The CIA has access to
very advanced technology, I hate to sound crazy, but they have
technology that can read thoughts, hence physical torture is
unnecessary.
Not to mention this technology has been around for a while,
since the late 70s or thereabouts. This technology has even been
integrated into computers since the late 90s. Hence, if any terrorist
used a computer, cell phone, watched Satellite TV, even if they listened
to a radio, anytime in the 90s the CIA knew what they were doing and
what they were thinking. Hence, the CIA knew what the the terrorists
were going to do!!
Oh one last thing, secret agencies torture innocent people around the world, including Western Europe and the U.S.
this is called vigilante gangstalking, this has escalated since about 2008. They tend to focus on dissidents, people who criticize the government, people who believe in ETs, and people who watch porn on the internet.(yea the secret agencies are uptight)

Oh, and it isn’t only republicans, vigilante gangstalking escalated in 2011, when Obama was in office.