re: #394 pingjockey

Mornin’ all. My wife got me a new sign for our swimming pool.
“Any child left unattended will be sold to the circus”
I have 2 boys still here at home and in the summer my back yard often resembles Y camp.

I was always partial to the coffee-house signs which said, “Any child left unattended will be given a double espresso and a puppy.”

Let the hilarity ensue!