re: #391 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

One per person. Just like Michigan, Virginia and China.

Anyone heard the story of the guy with two assholes?

It seems the sheriff found a “John Doe” in the ditch after a night of drinkin’ shootin’ and carousin’ and he suspected that Earl and Billy Jim could help him identify the deceased.

Earl and Billy Jim did not recognize the dead man as their friend Bubba, but they asked the sheriff to turn him over so that they could be sure. “We’ll know it’s Bubba ‘cause he had two assholes!”

“Two assholes!” said the sheriff. “How do you know that?”

“Everybody knows that. Wherever we would go, people would say look, there goes Bubba with them two assholes!”