re: #3 Jeff In Ohio

if you vote for the Tea Baggers, you get a Unicorn. The legacy GOP candidates are only promising a ride on the Wayback Pony. So what do YOU want? A Unicorn or a pony ride you’ve already been on?

Shit, Shirley, I’d take a Unicorn any day, that pony is just going to stink up the place again.

Trouble is, once the whiskey wears off, you wake up and realize that what was sold as a unicorn turns out to be a mule with a carrot glued to its head and covered in expired sour cream.