re: #38 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Serious question: are my wife and I the only people left who remember the distinction between “may” and “might” in this context?

Doubtful. When I was single I used to say the first guy who could differentiate they’re, their and there; too, two and to; and your vs you’re would be my next spouse. Soft bigotry of low expectations, I know.

Most people can’t be bothered to find an adverb, either.