re: #36 The Ghost of a Flea

Trump’s personal Bible comes across as somewhat endearing: if he were anything but fake as fuck, I’d almost call it touching. He totally doesn’t get what VVS people want: gore porn disguised as piety.

Compare with Ted Cruz, who perfectly understands the gonzo desires of the audience:

Communism-BAM!
Liberal Medi-BAM!
War fetishism-BAM!
Israel-BAM!

Pity the janitor that had to wipe down the seats after that performance.

Even though I’m an atheist and I’m also bad at public speaking, I know exactly how to pander to the VVS attendees. Something like this would be a good start:

“I’m here to tell you about all the people that will be spending eternity hip-deep in molten lead.”