Like I said downstairs, I’m in a mood, and I’m not hopeful for the future.

baby new year, as depicted 100 years ago… pic.twitter.com/WmaVHmp8ux

— davi (((🐧))) 德海 (@daviottenheimer) January 1, 2018

Youth of America, you better get ready for war, because president* Fuckface Von Clownstick is more likely than not to start WWIII. And your kids? They better be ready for WWIV, the great war over the last fresh water on Earth. https://t.co/N78W9cWGmg

— Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness the Charlie Lama (@teleskiguy) January 1, 2018