My brother cooked me a lovely dinner tonight. It consisted of grilled steaks, potatoes au gratin, sauteed mushrooms and fried asparagus. Then there was a chocolate pie for dessert.

He also got me a t-shirt. It’s black, has a tabby kitten wearing a tinfoil hat, and the words, “Not saying it was aliens (but it was aliens)”. Of course it’s joining my work t-shirt collection.