re: #35 tacuba14

So the next time your toddler takes a shot of Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner to the eyes, you’re on your own—because I’m sure the 911 operator isn’t going to be thrilled taking the call when people are calling to report rapists, burglars and murderers. Poison Control fills a VERY MUCH needed niche, I hope and pray this goes nothing beyond a headline.

911 Operator: “This is 911, what’s the nature of your emergency?”

Caller: “Oh my God! My toddler got glass cleaner in his eyes! Send help!”

911 Opeartor: *click*