re: #391 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

“True story: Mrs. Fish’s cat likes to raid boxes of chicken wings. When we used to game in the basement, she would take a box of Domino’s wings, eat them, close them up… then we would find her cat, half an hour later, with the box open and gnawing on the bones.”

True story: I took Penelope with me to the grocery store last week. I wasn’t in the store very long. She had found a way to go into the glove compartment and get her snacks out. When I returned to the car, she was sitting in the front passenger’s seat looking soooo innocent. I can’t leave any food near her because she’ll eat it and pretend she didn’t do it. I have yet to find the “ghost” that’s snatching and consuming food on the sly. She thinks she’s slick, but mama knows.