Also, who knew that a cheesy marketing campaign for some candy was evil?

Tony Perkins laments that ‘Mike and Ike’ are gay and ‘sexualizing candy’

As part of a new advertising campaign for the candy, “Mike and Ike” have announced that they are divorcing so Ike can pursue a career in the arts and Mike can fulfill his dream of becoming a “music legend.”

Advertisers hope that the “fight” between Mike and Ike can win the candy more attention among consumers, and it already grabbed the attention of Family Research Council president Tony Perkins, who is upset that Mike and Ike are a gay couple.