re: #390 sattv4u2

Speaking of which

I just want to go on record now

When President Ronmey issues the Executive Order mandating polygamy, I have dibs on Sophia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Erin Andrews, and 4 more to be named later!
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Of course, immediately after signing that executive order, he will sign the executive order that enables humans to wed farm animals and domestic pets.

Because if you allow polygamy, you’re in favor of dog/human weddings.