The Unabomber was a brilliant mathematician with all the charm of a psychotic hermit who dropped acid a few too many times and probably befriended far too many equations in bed during his very late night binges in the world of theoretical matrices.

But for all of that mathematical genius, he was still a psychotic murderer.

This guy, however, doesn’t appear to be able to solve for anything outside of how many burgers to put in a happy meal box.