re: #397 engineer cat

morris’ analysis

polling assumes democrats will turn out like 2008, but morris psychically knows this won’t happen because shut up and how would that change the numbers exactly i. said. shut. up.

rassmussen is the only true gospel of polling and it only shows obama 1 or 2 points ahead in ohio and virginia and florida and nevada

therefore romney is winning because the wind will be coming from the right on election day and the chickens will all lean in the same direction, tipping romney ahead in all the swing states that even rassmussen puts him behind in

qed! [x]

You left out the best part of his analysis. Any state where Obama doesn’t have over 50% in the polls, Obama will lose. Doesn’t matter if it’s 49%-39 in favor of Obama, 100% of the undecideds will vote for Romney.