re: #402 SanFranciscoZionist

Dear Estados Unidos,

Thank you for patching up Mr. Lopez, and giving him an aspirin. Instead of the $9.00, I am enclosing three bottles of aspirin from the pharmacy on the corner. They say they will be happy to ship you all the aspirin you need, cheap.

Sincerely,

Maria Carmen de los Reyes
Immigration Agent

Back in my ‘uninsured days’ my first wife and I took a trip to Mexico and loaded up on over-the-counter goodies: Amoxycillin, for example.