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Onion: Popular Children's Book Author Reveals the 'Spooky Truth' About Creepy Conspiracy Theories

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Blind Frog Belly White5/31/2013 11:25:38 am PDT

re: #391 Gus

Republicans

Gays
Muslims
Atheists
Women
Blacks
Hispanics
Asians
Jews

No, no, no! They LIKE Jews! They need them all to gather in Israel to trigger the return of JC, who will consign them all to the flames of Hell for eternity if they don’t sign up.

Were I Jewish, even if inclined to Conservatism, I would not feel warmed by their ‘friendship’.