I swear, this is the perfect theme music for the 2016 GOP convention. The orchestra is trying to sound majestic and triumphant, but it sounds like a bunch of terrified elephants on a runaway train in the process of derailing. That’s the sound you get when inexperienced players attempt Thus Spake Zarathustra, aka the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Seriously, listen to this and imagine it at the convention and try not to laugh.

Has anyone found anything better?

(I am about to go out but hope to find funny suggestions when I check back later.) :)