Salvation Hack: If you sanctimoniously quote bible verses and pray in public really loud, you get into Heaven free and don’t actually have to do any of that feed the hungry clothe the poor heal the sick be a better person bullshit.

God is like super stupid and easily fooled! https://t.co/t8PqhYkLen

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) October 16, 2022