re: #401 SanFranciscoZionist

Friend of mine has a cat who, she believes, had a conversion experience. A friend of hers was over, and began to sing, in his rich, lovely baritone, “Blessed Assurance, Jesus is Mine”. The cat ran over to him, lay down on his feet, and stared up at him in rapture.

My friend had promised the guy she got the cat from to continue to raise her as a Jew, but she feels that the cat became a Pentecostalist on her own, and there’s nothing she can do about it.

Hmmm does it meow in tongues?