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Onion: Ron Paul and His Puffing, Whimsical Steam-Powered Jalopy

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NJDhockeyfan7/11/2012 12:13:10 pm PDT

re: #410 iossarian

Since Republicans actually have a track record of violent assault in the past few years, that would be more of a concern.

Like this?

“I’m proud to be here with people who understand that it’s more than just sending an email to get you going. Every once and awhile you need to get out on the streets and get a little bloody when necessary”.
~ Rep. Mike Capuano (D-Ma.)

or this?

“Yeah, Im glad the president passed health care. Yeah. Funky ass, racist-ass Republicans hate that, dont you? Jean Schmitt, when you got hit by that car, you shouldve broke your back, bitch. And Boehner, motherfuckerthat Mitch McConnell. All you racist fucking Republicans. Why dont you just change your party name to racist? Cuz if one of those fucking Tea baggers had spit on me, Id have shot all them in the fucking face with my fucking 9 millimeter. Fuck all you racist motherfuckers.”
~message left on Rep. Jean Schmidt’s (R-Ohio)voicemail

or maybe this?

A horde of masked figures stormed the restaurant in a single-file line, wielding bats, claw hammers and metal batons — their presence announced when one shouted, “‘Hey, bitches, the ARA is going to f—- up this place.’ ”

With that, the shrouded thugs went on a rampage, clubbing diners at The Ashford House restaurant on May 19 in Tinley Park. They did not discriminate as to the targets of their violence, even pushing an 80-year-old woman to the ground, according to an eyewitness who’s a former Chicago police officer.

“Although the terrorist assault lasted only about a minute, it was the longest minute of my life,” the eyewitness said.

I see what you mean.
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