re: #407 Cato the Elder

Really?

Would you have the balls to go up to a Greek soldier and say that to his face?

1. I would classify his tights as gear
2. I would taunt him just out of reach of that 1700’s black powder musket he is carrying, so he couldn’t swing it at me.
3. I’d duck when he tried to discharge his muzzle loader
4. While walking backward very slowly, I’d continue to mock him as he tried to chase me in his wooden clogs.

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