re: #413 PT Barnum

Reminds me of the story about the priest and the rabbi who are good friends and they are chatting about the rules of their respective faiths. The father says, “Tell me Hiram, have you ever tasted ham?” The rabbi says “why yes, I did try ham once. Tell me John, have you ever had sex?”
The father says “Why yes, yes I did once, before I took my vows”. The rabbi replies “Better than ham, isn’t it?”

We tell the same joke. We use a bishop and a priest, and we use coffee.