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Onion: Every Potential 2040 President Unelectable Due to Facebook

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Gus4/27/2012 11:25:17 am PDT

re: #414 Kragar

Split the difference. Take a nap at Safeway.

Hmm. That might be the way to go. Get one of the scooters, fall asleep while doing donuts in the middle of an aisle.