I received a speeding ticket for going 55 mph in a school zone. The posted speed limit was 25 and full disclosure, I was travelling that fast. Am I correct that I can appeal this before the Supreme Court? Also, does my ticket violate any of our human rights treaty obligations?

— Edwin (@EdMix13) September 11, 2021

It’s in the Geneva Convention Center, in the basement storage room next to the lavatory behind an old file cabinet where they keep the Kenyan birth certificates. You can’t miss it.

— Edwin (@EdMix13) September 11, 2021